What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Maybe leave out

I like God is love and lives within you.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Lose lips shimk ships.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

This isn't going to, hurt.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I don't like religions.

Bible.. Hm.?

You shall not bear false witness.

Innocent before proven guilty

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Your going to be alright just relax

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Deuteronomy 17

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

I don't like

But this is not

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?